Know how to hold a conversation Don't be an idiot about stuff going on in the world. Watch the news – even if it is the celebrity shit. You need to hold a conversation with her even if it's about how Britney Spears got photographed without her panties. Get a reaction from her. If you are lucky, perhaps she might be able to relate to a similar such panty-free incident.

 

Focus on the booty – not your racing thoughts Keep your mind on her and not all the variables that could be. Don't start anticipating you might get rejected. If you are going to get rejected get it over with. There is something about being a man when you get rejected that makes it easier to approach the next one. Take it all in stride.

 

When you say something have a point Don't just bullshit about the weather. Try to think up of anything that might actually give you a reason for speaking. At least something that might generate some talk back, like what does she really think of this place?

 

	Have a funny story to tell Try to lighten things up with humor. Everyone has something funny that happened to them or can at least memorize some stupid joke. If you tell a story about something funny that happened to you she will begin to think you are a cool guy that doesn't take himself too seriously.
You need to take her seriously, not yourself. Save the dirty limericks for your beer buddies.

 

Breathe normal, Dude, relax If you get all too worked up approaching her then back off. Especially if it sounds like you just smoked a pack of Marlboros and did wind sprints afterwards. If she hears you breathing heavy while you are trying to pick up on her she will think something is wrong. She is probably right, like you might have a boner already or something.