A park Parks are not just for families and dogwalking. You can actually meet real live single girls there, too. Look for the pensive types, reading or lost in thought and seemingly trying to commune with nature (since they have no man to go down on). With some effort on your part, you just might be having sex in the park - sounds like some kind of queer drink name huh?

 

Art class Even Van Gogh used to get trim before he cut off his f-ing ear and mailed it to some chick. You don't have to be a Van Gogh to know that females have always had a thing for the artist type. How else can men so easily impress women to get laid? If that isn't the best incentive to keep the arts alive, we don't know what is.

 

Jogging Remember that idiot Forrest Gump – "Run Forrest, Run." You don't want to be an idiot like that. You want to jog at the right pace. Try to run close to a hot long distance runner, and find her routine. You want to linger about 10 feet behind her ass if possible. If she stops for water, you stop around the next bend. Get on her radar. If she is single, you will soon be running together.

 

The spa Women like to pamper themselves especially when they are feeling down-and-out from being single too long. You see: chicks don't like to be single. It is like not having a handbag for them. Yes, we may be nothing more than an accessory but most men have long ago accepted that fact. Have you? Anyway, go to spa and chill with the hot single chicks. There will be more than a few, rest assured. If you don't find them, somebody else will.

 

Customer service hotline Ever call a number and talk to some chick that just tantalizes your imagination? Flirt with them and find out if they are single. Although, keep in mind the phenomenon known as "phone hot." You know, on the phone you imagine them to be a 10, but when you meet her she is an 800-pound gorilla with a KFC bucket on her head.