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Dancing on the beach
Girls that are happy by themselves are probably without a man. Why else would they be enjoying a personal celebration without that special someone? Maybe he isn't that special. But, you are. |
| After all, you are curious what the big deal is - why is she dancing on the beach? Go ask her and take her off the singles market. Maybe you can help her get all that sand off her booty. |
Out bird watching
Girls into Mother Nature are a little solitary by nature. However, chances are if they are enjoying this past time alone then they are probably single. Brush up on your ornithology and go say hello. Or, squawk hello. Maybe later she can admire your pecker. |

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Bad hair day
Sometimes the girl having a bad hair day, when all the stars seem to be aligned against her, is looking for a guy to come to her rescue. This can be you. Just don't piss her off anymore than she already is. When she comes back to reality, she will see you helped in her time of need and will want you for it. |
Temptation with fruit
If a girl offers you fruit it means she wants to take care of you on some level. Just remember what happened to Eve with the apple. But, don't worry about that. Go for her garden and plunder her sweet nectar. After all, although an apple a day is good for you – booty is even better. |

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Get feedback
If you find a hot girl that seems overly effusive when it comes to complimenting your mind-numbing Power Point presentation, then this could be your call. When your slides are finished, slide over next to her for some more feedback. |
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