The check out lane They don't call it the check out lane for nothing. Try to pony up behind a hot broad as she is ringing up her corn puffs. You want to be really smooth, maybe give her a hand bagging it and perhaps she might lend a hand to your bag. Just play it smooth and don't squeeze her buns (unless she asks you to).

 

On campus Live near a college campus? Well, go to it on a nice sunny day and just watch the hot chicks laying out reading their books or just getting some sun. Never went to college? Well, go educate yourself stupid! You can at least be learned in one subject since it seems obvious you know nothing about getting laid.

 

At intersections Next time you come to a stop, look around and see who is at that stop sign with you. If it is a hot chick, then smile at them and drive to the next block. If you are both stopped at the next block, then it was meant to be. Get her number, and we don't mean the one on her license plate.

 

Singles parties Hey, Singles parties are okay. There is less stigma about them now than there was a couple decades ago. Nowadays, who has the time to do all the searching? Sometimes a singles party can take out all the guess work. So go have a good time at that singles party.

 

	In Russia Russia is just replete with many hot looking young and single girls dying to get out of mother Russia and into the old U.S. of A. We suggest totally avoiding any type of mail order service as most are shady to begin with.
Just take a cultural trip to Moscow and once it is known you are single, you will no doubt find a Russian jewel who would be more than happy to oblige every whim of your 'Uncle Sam'.